Which one's Tim and which is Chris?

As time do pass and memory do wane,

And cerebral cortex goes down the drain,

One problem we must all address,

Which one's Tim and which is Chris?

For when it comes to recall, far too often

These lad's names remains forgotten.

And while this fuss is nary intended,

It still leaves our friends offended.

If these names leave you confused

Here's a rhyme that you may use.

Use with aplomb and finesse,

And never more will you forget.

If his head has curly locks

Then surely it is Chris you've got.

If his head is sparse and thin,

Then rest assured that you've found Tim.

M.B Collins 2010