Dear God, She Hates Herself

I wonder how many people have already wacked off over this

On the Other Bus

Following on from Tim's FB link - I quite enjoyed this.

I personally enjoyed the subtleties of:

'Muff Diver'

'Dicky Licker'

and,

'not interested in the opposite sex'

also, a few that slightly put me off my Galaxy Cookie Crunch (have you tried them? they're amazing - do so!)

I'd actually like to know who actually uses some of those in everyday conversation.

IN OTHER NEWS: I finally posted on MY blog /thanks.

edit: there's also a teachers pack - if anyone wants to use it for a lesson you get a million points!

UNTOONS

It's a new one on me.

e.g.

&

Some people have too much time on their hands 8-)

Which one's Tim and which is Chris?

As time do pass and memory do wane,

And cerebral cortex goes down the drain,

One problem we must all address,

Which one's Tim and which is Chris?

For when it comes to recall, far too often

These lad's names remains forgotten.

And while this fuss is nary intended,

It still leaves our friends offended.

If these names leave you confused

Here's a rhyme that you may use.

Use with aplomb and finesse,

And never more will you forget.

If his head has curly locks

Then surely it is Chris you've got.

If his head is sparse and thin,

Then rest assured that you've found Tim.

M.B Collins 2010

BLAADY HELL

There were 37 posts in June last year.

Well I loled

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Let's hope they beat Cameron ay?