Would

KONNIE HUQ (Circa Blue Peter)

Wholesome family oriented totty. 

KAJI MEIKO (Circa 1973)

Icy, vengeful exploitation star. Rarely got tits out.

DANNI MINOGUE (Circa Saturday nights)

Sleazy antipodean sex pot.

LILLIAN GISH (Circa 1919)

Tragedy prone, monochrome, and long since dead.

 

ALEXA CHUNG (Circa recently)

Brain dead leggy presenter.

WASHING GIRL (circa 2007-8)

She knows her way round a kitchen.

IRENE JACOB (circa 1993)

Stunning actor, capable of evoking pathos for even the lowliest of characters. Got her flange out once.

CRISTINA RICCI (Circa barely legal)

Huge tits, a bit gloomy though.

KRISTEN SCHAAL (Circa when I'm in an odd mood)

Who knows why.

RANDOM PHONE WOMAN (Circa the other day)

The hottest fashion disaster ever.

ESTHER HALL (Circa 2006)

Loves: modems, mobile phones, competitive tariffs, divorce. Hates: rival networks.

CHRISTINE BLEAKLEY (Circa weekdays at 6)

Pure, unadulterated filth.

MICHELLE YEOH (Circa Tomorrow Never Dies)

Rock hard, Gravity defying Malaysian fighting lady.

 

LEI-LEI/HSIEN-KO (circa 1997)

Blue Chinese ghost with hooks for hands. What?

LYA LYS (Circa 1929)

Toe sucking surrealist type bint.

CHUN-LI (Circa 1992)

Mighty legged Chinese secret agent/YOUNG SINGLE GIRL

OLGA KURYLENKO (Circa Littlewoods catalogue p235-9)

The only clothed image of her on the Internet.

JENNY AUGUTTER (Circa 1976)

Posh, busty one time sci-fi actor. Liked to get naked.

Discuss.