Kings Lynn reaches Critical Mass in Shitness/Awesomeness Ratings

According to this dribbling mass, Kings Lynn is now the Proud New Home of Gary Glitter, who did something or other a while back and now no one likes him. Apparently he lives down Nelson Street, which is where I used to go and hang out, smoke fags and hide from life at the quay.

Anyone doing a bit of research on the Internet would have deduced that while Lynn might look all nice and cobble stoned and rustic, it's actually a shit pit filled with toothless simpletons and slack armed yoofs wondering around looking for nonces to bash. I would urge all peadophiles looking to relocate to safer climes to do some research before high tailing it to some rural idyl.