Sleepy Man

Just finished 6 days of work on the trot. Some of them were bad boys, too. And at different times of night/day. I'm a bit of a shell of a man. In fact, it's taking quite a while to do anything, such is the extent of my braindead state.

But anyway, I have in front of me (with varying degrees of actual physicality)

1: 8 cans of Carlsberg, the shitest larger I will actually drink. It's not too bad, though I have a feeling tonight may end badly.

2: A bottle of 'Florida' flavoured Sunny Delight. Not quite as nice ever since the government forced them to remove 95% of the sugar (new sugar content: 5%)

3: A copy of Front magazine. The bint in Spa scowled at me. Actually scowled at me. It's not like it's porn. Well, it pretty much is, but it's not like the models look under aged. Well they do but, well never mind.

4: Monkey Dust, series 3. Obviously series 2 would be preferable, but you can't complain when it's gratis. Look, BBC, release it on DVD, and I will actually buy it.

5: Black metal, Transylvanian Hunger by Darkthrone. I've had a craving for BM all day.

6: THE INTERNET, awesome.

Oh My God I am Tired.