Although I do eventually plan to do a proper list of albums that came out this year. This is my Last.FM list of the albums I listened to most this year. Pretty interesting in comparison to my planned list - for example, I didn't actually think about #1 at all!
Monday, 7 December 2009
Monday, 30 November 2009
Sunday, 29 November 2009
Also
Here are some innovative blog ideas! Because the reason no one's posting is clearly lack of imagination.
ALBUMS OF THE YEAR. (Can someone tell Chris to do this, that bum has nothing else to do with his time and last years one was pretty supreme)
SONGS OF THE YEAR
oh, also
ALBUMS OF THE DECADE! yeah that's right.
or probably more interestingly/less stupidly
FILM OF THE DECADE
(I've been reading a lot end of year/decade lists at the mo. Surprisingly. A film would be good though.)
You could also try 'Game' or other such media. Or perhaps, things such as 'Facial Hair' or 'Mother' or 'Dictator' or simply just 'Food'. The possibilities are endless.
For not 'Of The' related, try:
X Factor : Not a Waste of a Weekend
The Life, Times and Music of Joseph M. Murphy
People I Distrust and Why
Man or Beast? A Study of the Legend of C.K.W
Something Food Related
Dunkirk Wildlife
And Three's A Pound: Geoff(s) - The Biography
Gael Garcia Bernal: A Pictorial History
and lastly,
Excalibur Grottage: A Life without Chaz
Cool, thanks.
Bonus: - Type 'my willy' into google iss funneh.
Monday, 23 November 2009
Warmer Climes
As this blog enters its death throes, I thought I would share the link to Leanne's blog, which is awesome, well written, very funny, and has no links to shit news stories or pictures of vaginas and eyeballs exploding.
Thursday, 12 November 2009
Unemployment
12.30: Wake up, stumble out my garage death pit and go and catch up on a bit of bargain hunt and then over to Loose Women. Turn on THE INTERNET
12.35: Mother goes off to cook me lunch - grilled chicken and rice? Yes Please!
13.30: ITV News - Yeah, I'm interested in current affairs - I HAVE A POLITICS DEGREE Y'KNOW, although I'm too sleepy to watch anything other than ITV.
14.05: Friends (E4) it's the Princess Leia one, I thought I could handle but can't - change to Come Dine With Me (More 4) Lunch also plus vegetables - I guess I oughta get some good stuff in me.
14.30: Trisha (Fiver) Not a fan of Trisha's new haircut. Just dump that love rat, you idiot!
15.05: Gilmore Girls (E4) Theytalksofastactualyjessisquitehotandidontactuallyhateloreli
16.10: Deal or No Deal (with a bit of Countdown beforehand)(C4) Noel's such a bastard
17.00: Golden Balls (ITV1) Mother gets abit shouty
18.00: Hungry - Mother goes to cook dinner.
15.05: Gilmore Girls (E4) Theytalksofastactualyjessisquitehotandidontactuallyhateloreli
16.10: Deal or No Deal (with a bit of Countdown beforehand)(C4) Noel's such a bastard
17.00: Golden Balls (ITV1) Mother gets abit shouty
18.00: Hungry - Mother goes to cook dinner.
19.00-00.00: Channel flicking.
00.01: Turn off THE INTERNET. Emerge off sofa. Back to garage.
00.03-02.50: Guitar Hero on Tour. Damage hand severely until it resembles claw and move closer towards 5 stars on every song.
3.00: SLEEP
Wednesday, 11 November 2009
Tuesday, 20 October 2009
Japanese Lady Clock
Here is a site that is a clock. But instead of having a simple display showing the time, there is a Japanese woman holding a hand written placard with the time on it. It changes every minute, meaning it can actually be substituted as a clock. It's pretty creepy, to be honest, but with a little (i.e a lot) of racial diversification, it could be something I could rip off for my forthcoming 'Lovely Girls (From Around the World)' blog.
Monday, 19 October 2009
Sunday, 18 October 2009
Monday, 12 October 2009
Chaz's Guide to Cheap Travel
No Really.
Apparently, my one natural born talent is the ability to find cheap tickets - here I share my gift with you. Although, it's all pretty obvious, it's more some of yous are a bit dim. This mainly covers the all-important London-Notts route.
- First off, it helps to be flexible if you want to penny pinch; obviously try to stay clear of peak times: Fridays/Mondays, before 9am (why would you want to anyway?) after 4/5pm. In terms of days if possible for weekends away and such try Thursday - Sun/Tuesday. Although saying this it is still possible to get cheap tickets for these, they just usually go alot quicker.
- The time of day is usually most important. For that all-important route - Nottingham/London on East Midlands, between 11-13.00 is always a good bet, also if given a choice make sure its the fast 1hr45 train that doesn't stop at every station. In the evening the 21.45 train is often the cheapest. Means getting back a bit later, but can be half the price of the ones in the afternoon/evening and creates a good excuse to the pub it!
- ALWAYS use the train providers website or national rail, which directs you to other websites to pay anyway, but can sometimes be easier to navigate - when its not fucked, which admittedly is fairly often. Most important point being never use third party websites, trainline.com etc. just no. they add extra fees - credit card charges/postage etc. which you dont get with the provider.
- East Midlands Trains has a great new fare finder option, that finds the cheapest ticket around a few days (which slightly renders this blog useless but nm) and using that website for advances also gives you a £1 off the Nat Rail quoted price. It's also worth signing up to the mailing list for new offers and competitions.
- On the nat rail website, make sure you always search by 'cheapest' rather than 'fastest' - actually took me a while to notice that.
- Railcard - you really should have one. Thanks to NatWest I have saved a lotta money, well a 1/3 to be precise, well and also the £26 each year. I very much plan to buy one, when my free one sadly runs out next year : ( if you take even just a few trains a year, it's worth it - probably. Incidentally, owning one also gets you a few other exciting discounts including 25% off at Bella until the 25th of Oct, ooh-er. Although don't bother showing it at Waterstones, that offer finished TWO YEARS AGO you freak, so say the cheery Waterstones staff.
- Other general tips: on long journeys, separate tickets can often be a lot cheaper i.e. instead, for example, of a return from London to Edinburgh, a single from London - York, York - Edinburgh, may work out cheaper. This is also true of slower routes and going via less busy stations. Pretty arduous, but could be worth checking out for the really expensive tickets.
- Obvious tip - make sure you search for generic place names, rather than the stations, e.g. LONDON rather than London Kings Cross. This is especially important for coaches, where the funfares are pretty specific to the main stations, so a coach from NOTTINGHAM to LONDON (Broadmarsh to Victoria) may cost £5, a ticket on exactly the same place from Nottingham University to London Golders Green, may cost £30. You can always get off a stop early anyway!
- Prices for a single for between London & Nott should cost £5-8 (good) or £15-20+ (bad!). If there are definitely no cheap train advances below £15 then just go for coach, the most exp is usually around £12. Always just compare both train and coach prices, the nat express system is pretty easy to navigate anyway. You should never expect to pay more much more than £20 for a return, but that's if you book it late.
- Obviously, the further in advance you book the cheaper the fare, however, the advance fares only actually show up something like a 2 months beforehand - funfares show up a bit quicker than the trains, so book coach if you really want to book it early, if not just wait a bit.
- Coach funfares obviously go alot quicker, having a lot fewer seats and all. Also, buying tickets for two people can sometimes bump up the fare, so watch out for that.
- Although generally it's best to buy advance singles, open returns are often more convenient and sometimes cheaper or at least the same price and are the same price when bought at the station. Unless you're travelling before 9am (crazy) ask for a cheap day return or cheap open return.
- If you're looking for a cheap holiday, it's all about this page. There's more but I can't be bothered.
Sorry, if I bored you, hopefully it helps someone, probably not.
Tuesday, 6 October 2009
Saturday, 3 October 2009
Sunday, 27 September 2009
Saturday, 26 September 2009
Wednesday, 23 September 2009
Dune
Saw this in this weeks Guide, might have have a look today, looks pretty interesting! Might report back later!
Update> Right, so yeah that was bizzare. The gallery is in some weird part o' town, Hackney to be precise, scary place, but not actually too bad. So yeah, rolled on down to Eaaast Laandan, ended up on some road filled with council estates and was a tad worried about drive bys then found some big red iron gates, a poster and a bell. Rang the bell for a good few minutes before realising there was another bell with a big ol arrow pointing at it, before some dutiful person came to open the the big gate. bit weird like, felt like you needed some secret handshake to gain access, half expected to be shot down whilst entering for not wearing the right clothes. Anyway, yeah, pretty strange gallery. Oh yeah, and the exhibition itself was pretty cool. Fairly small, got a free poster, notes and all that. As you'd expect pretty amazing artwork, obviously spend the whole time wondering whyyy it wasn't made. Good stuff.
Sunday, 20 September 2009
BYE THEN
Charlene (Chaz)
Excalibur Cottager 2006-2009
Thanks for such a fond goodbye, I feel so loved and appreciated!
Saturday, 19 September 2009
Seriously now
Explosions In The Sky
Tortoise
Shellac
Dirty Three
Melvins
Mudhoney
The For Carnation
Papa M
Deerhoof
Fuck Buttons
The Drones
Sleepy Sun
Bardo Pond
Battles
Stephen Malkmus And The Jicks
Sunn O))) performing The GrimmRobe Demos
Sunn O))) performing from Monoliths & Dimensions
J Mascis And The Fog
Apse
Alexander Tucker & Decomposed Orchestra
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Modest Mouse
The Breeders
Lightning Bolt
mum
The Magic Band
Edan
Om
Porn
Tall Firs
The Mars Volta
BEAK>
Afrirampo
4 Berths are still available Tim? Chris?
Sunday, 13 September 2009
Boss eyed tetris
It actually works quite well but prepare for an unsettling feeling when it seems your eyes are permanetly stuck in '3d mode'.
And for all those dedicated to the pursuit of sterogram chic, you can always get the t-shirt.
Thursday, 10 September 2009
Dates for the Diary!
Just went to check when Scribblenauts was out here (its only 5 days for the US bah) and came across all these exciting gems on the same page available for pre-order and oh my thats a good few month for Nintendo! Didn't realize they were all out so soon. Yippee!
25th September - Professor Leyton and Pandora's Box (DS)
9th October - Scribblenauts (DS)/Mario & Luigi: Bowsers Inside Story (DS)27th November - Super Mario Bros. Wii
4th December - The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks (DS)
TBA - Super Mario Galaxy 2 (Wii)
Thats as well as No More Heroes 2, Umihara Kawase DS, more Leytons, A Boy and His Blob and Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth, which won't be 'till next, although scarily that isn't that far away..
Worst Premises for Games Ever
NB: All these games exist.
MUSUMAKER -
Itsuki is a university student. One day, his father suddenly dies and he takes over an orphanage his father once ran. There live various girls in difficult circumstances. The orphanage looks normal at first sight, but it is actually a brothel. He needs to train and make them sex slaves to pay off the debt his father left. His new life as their "father" and "trainer" now begins....
Hara Min!! ~Saimin Nakadashi Kozukuri Sengen~ -
One day, Haruto suddenly gets the ability to use hypnotism. He tests it without intention and successfully has sex with a girl. He gets addicted to it and plans to have sex as many girls as possible. Also, he has a desire to make them pregnant.... He keeps ejaculating inside. He never stops it!
Kazoku Ai ~Okaa-san to Nee-san wa Boku no Mono~ -
The main character is Mamoru. He lives with his father, mother, and older sister. It looks like he just lives a peaceful life surrounded by good family members, but he is crooked a little bit.... Yes, he just gets sexually excited by his mother and older sister. He secretly peeks into their rooms and enjoys watching them. One day, his crooked libido finally explodes when his father is abroad on business....
Semen Security 2009 -
One day, when Tasuba turns on his PC, a lot of virus mails arrive and a PC monitor suddenly flashes. A while later, it disappears and a pretty girl comes out of the monitor. According to her, her name is Meira and she comes from his PC mail software. Due to his virus mails, the PC is now unworkable. To get rid of them, he needs to shower his semen to her.... Like this, his semen vaccine life with her and other virus-infected girls starts....
Project Needlemouse
After so much dross, why does the spiky blue one still have such a pull on me? Honestly, sonic (team) get this wrong and it's over for good. I mean it!
31 hours to go!
Oh my.
PS. Keep quiet today yah?
also check out: environmental photographers of the year, i love this kind of stuff, iz pretty innit.
Tuesday, 8 September 2009
Monday, 7 September 2009
Things that I own that I like
In no particular order:
Binoculars - I've always wanted a decent pair. I had some little fold out ones from Argos when I was younger which I lost twice, this always made me want a good pair, which I now own after coming across a good deal at Attenborough. Sadly, I always forget to take them anyway which is just as bad as not owning any at all. Must remember!
Binoculars - I've always wanted a decent pair. I had some little fold out ones from Argos when I was younger which I lost twice, this always made me want a good pair, which I now own after coming across a good deal at Attenborough. Sadly, I always forget to take them anyway which is just as bad as not owning any at all. Must remember!
Nintendo DS Lite (Black) - it's quite shiny and better and much better than the white one. For once I've a console in the colour that I wanted (although I do only just prefer it to the navy blue) unlike others I've wanted: GBA (transparant pink instead of transparant blue/purple(?)) N64 controller (Green/Yellow instead of Blue) and the lime green GB colour. Although, I would quite like a DSi, in black also obv, it's matt don't you know.
Candy Apple Red Fat Telecaster - Always, always wanted a Tele. Definitely got a good deal for my Squier Standard, at half the price on eBay and very decent for a first guitar. I love it very much. Next up, as I might have mentioned before, I very much would like a Fender Jaguar, probs in the same colour. Probably also add in my Orange Crush to this, which hopefully one day will be joined by some matching stacks.
Quite a few records, spesh my 7"s - What most my student loan went on in 2nd year, I can't even play them as my record player is broken (don't worry a Project one is already on my wishlist). eBay was definitely my downfall, but I still have some pretty awesome (way overpriced) ones that I still adore, inclu. 'Nine' obv, a luckily purchased Cribs boxset and Suck Our Band EP.
There's probably more.
I thought I'd end the link sharing cycle for a bit. (edit)
Friday, 4 September 2009
Thursday, 3 September 2009
Tuesday, 1 September 2009
Moonbell
Monday, 24 August 2009
Saturday, 22 August 2009
Friday, 21 August 2009
Tuesday, 18 August 2009
Lookie
New Lightning Bolt! Bit of a departure ay? I thought it was a bit boring tbh, but will be interested to hear the album!
Monday, 17 August 2009
Angry mailman, great dane, mustang.
Found this picture on wikipedia after reading this article and felt like sharing its incongruities with you fine people.
The internets eh?
Monday, 10 August 2009
Friday, 31 July 2009
Thursday, 30 July 2009
Heaven
On my trawls through the internet, I found this video of Good Day 21, an arcade in Tokyo where several world record high scores have been set. Oh my God, it actually looks like the best place on earth! An absolute, smoke-filled shithole. With awesome videogames. Magic.
CLASSIC MICHAEL #002
10/10/05 10:36
On fri got to see deerhoof, who i'd been looking forward to for ages and ages, and they were predictably wonderful. So much great noise for such an unassuming looking bunch! The singer was about 4 foot tall, and came out with the most endearingly terrible dance moves ever, but she played guitar like a mother fucker, had a voice that could shatter glass, and was a totally incredable focal point. Perhaps even better was the drummer, who looked absolutely weedy, and played with only a bass drum, snare and a (broken) hi-hat, and still made the most amazing noise ever. Splinters of wood showered everywhere, wowee it was great. And i got their set list!!!! Hoorah. And autographs, and a t-shirt (which i got the singer to pick for me). This is why independant bands are so good to see live; for £15 (inc ticket + t shirt) i got an amazing gig, a chance to meet the band, and fashion advice too.
And then the next day, after getting up at 7 am ( :( ) i got to see becky!! After talking to a crack head on the train on the way over (why am i a magnet for drug adicts on public transport??) for over an hour, it made seeing her at the platform that much more wonderful. I saw her dingy little room (heh heh), her lovely flat, her quiet flatmates (made me realise how full on living in halls actually is) and the super posh wharf that she lives on. I swear she's turning into a yuppie. Totally amazing to see her, im jumping around even tho i'm knackered and ive got lots of work to do. Bt still, great wekend
Tuesday, 28 July 2009
GEEK(?) OUT!
Those of you with TV licenses might have seen this last night.
I did and it was a relatively interesting science program which the BBC seem to be pushing as the next Tomorrows World (The Day After Tomorrow's World if you like). Anyway, apart from the ham-fisted presentation there was some good fun SCIENCE in there, not least of which was the 'supersonic vortex cannon'. Now although they say in the piece that the vortex is travelling at 200MPH, or approximately mach 0.3 and therfore distinctly SUBsonic, the final contraption was properly incredible.
Then this afternoon in a fit of boredom I decided to go on the website, and found a surprisingly mature video on the genesis of the 'supersonic' vortex cannon - worth checking out for anyone interested in crazy science.
PICTURE: SMOKE RING CAUSED BY VOLCANIC VORTEX CANNON, APPERENTLY
SEE ALSO: PAST TIMSPLOITS
Monday, 27 July 2009
CRAZY SHIT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8170027.stm
Apparently they're called 'Bokodes' but I'm not convinced it isn't just the guys accent.
And on a completely unrelated subject, there was a program about Hunter S. Thompson on yesterday and it's well worth checking out on teh iplayerz.
Sunday, 26 July 2009
EPIC PARTY
For the 14th August. Any ideas? I've been itching for another house party, but obviously, things would be a lot harder to organise now uni is dead and buried. I could just say HOUSE PARTY, invite everyone I know on Facebook and see what happens.
If anyone has some suggestions, I'm all ears. I can't wait to shed my theatrical shackles.
If anyone has some suggestions, I'm all ears. I can't wait to shed my theatrical shackles.
Saturday, 25 July 2009
MESSAGE FOR TIMOTHY A BUTLER
Dear MR TIMOTHY A BUTLER
Thank you very much for your recent correspondance. We take the experiences of our house mates very seriously and strive at every possibility to make sure they receive the fairest possible service. In your message, received 25/07/09 00.04 BST, you indicated you were dissatisfied with the service you had been given regarding the notification of one or more event. I hope this automated message can elaborate on your problems and perhaps even supply some solutions.
EPIC PARTY
The concept of an epic party was fabricated between the hours of 12.00 and 14.00 BST on 24/07/09. Please note, it can take upwards of 6 working days to receive notification of an event. If you have not yet been formally notified, please acknowledge that this is a very busy time of year for Excalibur Cottage PLC, and that you will receive a notification in due time.
CAMPING TRIP
The event CAMPING TRIP is being organised by Fairstead Enterprises LTD, which although used to be a part of MICHAEL CORP, is now privately owned. As such, Excalibur Cottage PLC cannot accept responsibility for notification of this event, especially during the planning stages. However, I would like to inform you that a merger has been proposed, and consequently, it may soon be possible to 'invite' you to join in the planning of this event. As it stands, the following dates are viable possibilities:
19th-21st August, 2009, or
21st-23rd August, 2009.
The location will most likely be Sandringham, Norfolk.
I hope the information provided answers at least some of your questions.
Please note this is an automated email, and all replies should be directed somewhere else.
Thank you very much for your recent correspondance. We take the experiences of our house mates very seriously and strive at every possibility to make sure they receive the fairest possible service. In your message, received 25/07/09 00.04 BST, you indicated you were dissatisfied with the service you had been given regarding the notification of one or more event. I hope this automated message can elaborate on your problems and perhaps even supply some solutions.
EPIC PARTY
The concept of an epic party was fabricated between the hours of 12.00 and 14.00 BST on 24/07/09. Please note, it can take upwards of 6 working days to receive notification of an event. If you have not yet been formally notified, please acknowledge that this is a very busy time of year for Excalibur Cottage PLC, and that you will receive a notification in due time.
CAMPING TRIP
The event CAMPING TRIP is being organised by Fairstead Enterprises LTD, which although used to be a part of MICHAEL CORP, is now privately owned. As such, Excalibur Cottage PLC cannot accept responsibility for notification of this event, especially during the planning stages. However, I would like to inform you that a merger has been proposed, and consequently, it may soon be possible to 'invite' you to join in the planning of this event. As it stands, the following dates are viable possibilities:
19th-21st August, 2009, or
21st-23rd August, 2009.
The location will most likely be Sandringham, Norfolk.
I hope the information provided answers at least some of your questions.
Please note this is an automated email, and all replies should be directed somewhere else.
Thursday, 23 July 2009
CLASSIC MICHAEL #001
01/10/05 20:46
I'm at Uni.
So i swore i would never do it,that i would never start a blog,but here i am,breaking my vow,so you guys better be happy.I have my own 'puter, the best room ever, and i'm as happy as larry. everone is brilliant and lovely and more than a little wierd:thank god there are no 'Hugo's'!I've been pretty wankered quite a lot recently,last nite especially dancing to cheese singing my little heart out, having beer thrown in my face (cheers charlene) so now i'm having a nerdy sat nite in front of my shiny new laptop (did you know you can listen to music on the internet?it's releeh releeh kewl).I'm now in a permenant room on the same block,aargh i'm quite hungover.Being catered rocks!Etc.well, just a kwick hi to you peeps,stay safe,love you all.
Mxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I'm at Uni.
So i swore i would never do it,that i would never start a blog,but here i am,breaking my vow,so you guys better be happy.I have my own 'puter, the best room ever, and i'm as happy as larry. everone is brilliant and lovely and more than a little wierd:thank god there are no 'Hugo's'!I've been pretty wankered quite a lot recently,last nite especially dancing to cheese singing my little heart out, having beer thrown in my face (cheers charlene) so now i'm having a nerdy sat nite in front of my shiny new laptop (did you know you can listen to music on the internet?it's releeh releeh kewl).I'm now in a permenant room on the same block,aargh i'm quite hungover.Being catered rocks!Etc.well, just a kwick hi to you peeps,stay safe,love you all.
Mxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Wednesday, 22 July 2009
And again
Yup, another link. But seriously, WTF. We've all seen bad tattoos, but bloody hell :/ getting stuff in your arm to put fake boobs on your tattoo :S :S
Nom Nom Bleargh
Shown this already to Mike and Mary, but this really is the best website ever.
Thank God I don't live in America, otherwise I'd be pretty dead right now.
Monday, 20 July 2009
Chaz and Mike do....Derby!
A skip and a hop and a £4.60 Zig Zag away lives Nottingham's rival sister city Derby - a nice change for an average shopping day trip to Nottingham busy centre - or so we thought.. Actually yes, yes it was, it turned out to be an interesting and productive day out. We started our adventure on the extremely commendable Red Arrow service, which serves Nottingham, Derby and Chesterfield (another possible 'Mike and Chaz do' destination perhaps?) every 15minutes. It's advertised as a 20 minute journey between the QMC and Derby, but in reality it was more like 25/30.
Derby's main attraction is the new Westfield shopping centre [the advantages of which being pretty apparent in the already baking sun] a recent controversial development containing all the usual high street chains - Marks and Spencer, Topshop, H&M and so on and also a luxury cinema and a large food court - the latter being our first destination. It was pretty futuristic with its high ceiling and "Mexican-fusion" and "Asian Noodle" food. There was a large variety of choice, with many places to sit (often the downfall of a shopping centre food court) with choices ranging from "KFC" to "Jacket Potatoes" and "Pie and Mash!", after not much consideration we plumped for a "Burger King" meal of Cheese and Bean burgers. Mine was pretty average - a bit too dry for my liking. After lunch a bit of retail therapy temporarily soothed our empty souls, Mike bought a bargain of a suit from H&M for a mere £22 and I made good use of my discount.
Outide of the bright, air-conditioned Westfield, we found clear examples of the 'doughnut effect', i.e. many of the surrounding streets are filled with pretty grimy cheap shops or sad empty buildings. What appeared to be the central square, complete with grumpy goths and skater teens of course, was a concrete nightmare, with for some reason had a large screen showing a Wimbledon matches for an audience of no one. Even weirder was a small shrine underneath to the recently deceased King of Pop himself. Walking over, we had expected it to be a local death, but nope instead we found a few framed pictures of MJ. Resisting temptations to steal one, we wondered further around the city finding what would probably be one of the main reasons to visit again - an amazing guitar shop.
Foulds actually consisted of more than just guitars, but other instruments were located in a separate room downstairs, which we did not visit. The guitar part however, was good enough containing enough beautiful guitars for us to drool over - I myself enjoyed a black custom tele and Mike a black and red Ibanez and the lovely Jaguar. Also, of interest was a fairly strange bass, I've not come across before with some rubber strings, which looked quite fun to play. The shop itself, was set across many small rooms, across 3 floors, with a very extensive classical and acoustic room and a jazz guitar room that was closed, it felt a bit like a very strange house. We also enjoyed a room full of lovely Orange amps, a sight rarely seen in music shops outside of London, which made a nice surprise, another being the range of pedals, which as well your usual tasty range of multi-coloured Boss pedals and also not usual elctro-harmonix range there was also a welcome selection of Behringer pedals, for your not so discerning povo guitar player. While not as pretty as the aforementioned Boss range, these plastic beasts are overdraft friendly at more than half the price and the delay pedal has been quite tempting to me for some time, however, I have only seen them on the Internet - thus far. Whilst musing over the matter, Michael decided to jump right in and shit over my deliberations and decided to buy one for himself. As fate would have this be, it was the last one in stock. Typical. However, it also meant i still the money and also have the pedal to play with. Move over Mono indeed.It was definitely one the best music shops I've ever been in, more tall and cosy than your usual boring ones. Apparently, the first store was opened in Nottingham and was one of largest music stores in the country but sadly closed down during the depression, tis a great shame indeed.
As we walked towards the Cathedral we walked past the most grandiose and palatial Wetherspoons I've ever seen:
The picture here doesn't really do it justice. As you might have guess from its name, The Standing Order was once a bank with the old 1930s hall now as the main room complete with booths and books. Sadly, we didn't stop, but I would definitely like to go back for a drink one time. There seemed to be lots of interesting hidden pubs/bars around that might make it worth a good drinking trip someday!
Onwards from the Cathedral - which itself was a nice visit, but you know pretty much your average church and not really worth its own paragraph - we headed towards the 'Derby Museum and Art Gallery' , the ambiguity of its name a clue to the utter randomness of the shite that hid inside.
Reluctant at first to go and scared off by unwelcoming foyer and old people, I was finally persuaded when Mike pointed out some fossils on the floor. Our first point of call being the china/pottery gallery (see facebook for picture references). It was pretty boring, unless you're into that kinda stuff, my mum woulda liked it. The website tells me that it is a collection of 'international importance', I didn't really see it. We've similar stuff at home. Next, was some paintings by some famous Derby painter. Then we stumbled into the 'natural history' part, a wollaton-park-lite esque place, that was pretty 1970s BBC science, all dark and musty. This obviously led on to a military gallery featuring uniforms and a tank, a quick pose in a old army jacket and we then learnt about 'Bonnie Prince Charlie'. This was probably the only section where I actually learnt something, um, something about someone invading somewhere and then Prince Charles wrote a letter in a room and there was a storm. Other points of interest included the mummy room (a corner with two, count them, two mummies - British Museum eat your heart out) and a picture gallery about landscapes and then random exhibition about music. And there you go. All in all, pretty damn strange. For all its present over usage, random really is the word to describe the place.
And that was mostly it. Had Michael actually taken his finger out and actually done his contribution, this would have been published several weeks ago and be a bit more relevant. Although, we did drop by Derby the other day coming back from Insert Coin to have a cheeky pint whilst waiting for our connecting train to Notts. We stumbled across the infamous pub/venue the Vic Inn, which I had heard had shut down, but it was indeed alive and kicking and seemed a really nice place. I definitely vote Derby for the next pub crawl!
Friday, 10 July 2009
Monday, 6 July 2009
Kings Lynn reaches Critical Mass in Shitness/Awesomeness Ratings
Anyone doing a bit of research on the Internet would have deduced that while Lynn might look all nice and cobble stoned and rustic, it's actually a shit pit filled with toothless simpletons and slack armed yoofs wondering around looking for nonces to bash. I would urge all peadophiles looking to relocate to safer climes to do some research before high tailing it to some rural idyl.
Sunday, 5 July 2009
Worst Ideas for Blog Posts
1: Hot List (Under 16 edition)
2: Top Ten Bloated Corpses
3: MY FORESKIN
4: I Bet This Post Can Get Get 1000000 Comments
5: www.Self-catering-breaks.com is now becoming one of the largest sites on the internet
for people who wish to list their own properties!
Sleepy Man
But anyway, I have in front of me (with varying degrees of actual physicality)
1: 8 cans of Carlsberg, the shitest larger I will actually drink. It's not too bad, though I have a feeling tonight may end badly.
2: A bottle of 'Florida' flavoured Sunny Delight. Not quite as nice ever since the government forced them to remove 95% of the sugar (new sugar content: 5%)
3: A copy of Front magazine. The bint in Spa scowled at me. Actually scowled at me. It's not like it's porn. Well, it pretty much is, but it's not like the models look under aged. Well they do but, well never mind.
4: Monkey Dust, series 3. Obviously series 2 would be preferable, but you can't complain when it's gratis. Look, BBC, release it on DVD, and I will actually buy it.
5: Black metal, Transylvanian Hunger by Darkthrone. I've had a craving for BM all day.
6: THE INTERNET, awesome.
Oh My God I am Tired.
Friday, 3 July 2009
Thursday, 2 July 2009
Neoliberalizing Space
There are, in fact, many parallels between analytical treatments of globalism and those of neoliberalism. Both have been associated with a mode of exogenized thinking in which globalism/neoliberalism is presented as a naturalized, external “force.” Both ascribe quasiclimatic, extraterrestrial qualities to apparently disembodied, “out there” forces,which are themselves typically linked to alleged tendencies towards homogenization, leveling out, and convergence. And both have attributed to them immense and unambiguous causal efficacy: while conservative commentators emphasize the (ostensibly ubiquitous)benign effects of globalization, critics focus instead on the (just as pervasive)malign effects of neoliberalism. Yet their common flaw is that they have tended to naturalize and exogenize their object of study be this in the form of an all-powerful globalization process or the allencompassing politics of neoliberalism. Certainly, critical analyses do have the virtue of underscoring the inescapably political character of the globalization project and the hegemonic position of neoliberalism in global agencies and discourses. However, there is more to be done, both theoretically and empirically, on the specification and exploration of different processes of neoliberalization.
Tickell, A. and Peck, J. Antipode 34(3)382-383
Wednesday, 1 July 2009
Some thoughts..
Mike Style.
God, it's fucking hot.
Summer is SHIT.
Walked past Tim's room.
That's a big fan.
Thanks Tim.
Palms are sweaty.
Wonder how much weight I've lost through sweat today.
Nail varnish smells nice.
Might drink some lambrini.
Lambrini girls DO have more fun.
Re-discovered the joy of loud music.
Fuck you Social Club.
Need to do recyling.
Keep hearing noises.
Turn music down so as to hear the burglars.
No TV is a terrible idea.
Need to hoover the stairs.
Mould on hoover puts me off.
Smelt some mouldy pesto.
Might die.
How DO movements in the global South analyse neo-liberalism?
Want to play more Zelda.
House is lonely.
How do case-studies work?
Want to go out and dance more.
I'm a great dancer. Fuck you Michael.
Got no food.
Slightly addicted to Oreos.
Fabs aren't how I remember them.
Why aren't I better at guitar yet?
Why don't FOE want me?
I like my new notebook.
How will I end this post?
Looking forward to Oxford.
Look too manly in new uniform.
[...]
God, it's fucking hot.
Summer is SHIT.
Walked past Tim's room.
That's a big fan.
Thanks Tim.
Palms are sweaty.
Wonder how much weight I've lost through sweat today.
Nail varnish smells nice.
Might drink some lambrini.
Lambrini girls DO have more fun.
Re-discovered the joy of loud music.
Fuck you Social Club.
Need to do recyling.
Keep hearing noises.
Turn music down so as to hear the burglars.
No TV is a terrible idea.
Need to hoover the stairs.
Mould on hoover puts me off.
Smelt some mouldy pesto.
Might die.
How DO movements in the global South analyse neo-liberalism?
Want to play more Zelda.
House is lonely.
How do case-studies work?
Want to go out and dance more.
I'm a great dancer. Fuck you Michael.
Got no food.
Slightly addicted to Oreos.
Fabs aren't how I remember them.
Why aren't I better at guitar yet?
Why don't FOE want me?
I like my new notebook.
How will I end this post?
Looking forward to Oxford.
Look too manly in new uniform.
[...]
The Next Pub Crawl
So I guess we're getting fed up of Nottingham's pubs, even Beeston's. So what next? Japan obv. No, actually, some of these pubs seem kind of cool. For such a culturally homogenous country, it's weird to see that some people are turning to UK/European style beer, and not just expats presumably. The prices are pretty damn steep (£3 seems to be about as cheap as it goes, with £5 apparently being a very good deal for Guinness :O), but I guess if you have the cash to go halfway around the world, you wouldn't think twice about pissing away the best part of a tenner on a pint.
Tuesday, 30 June 2009
Muscle March on WiiWare
This has been around for a while now, but you guys suck so much I doubt you've seen it. Looks absolutely awesome but the chances of it coming to the UK are even slimmer than the chances of Poles Big Adventure coming over. Which is a shame, as the WiiWare service is pretty shit at the moment :(
Monday, 29 June 2009
Sunday, 28 June 2009
Leeeet's
Please
Update
Line up so far!
EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY
BATTLES
STEPHEN MALKMUS AND THE JICKS
DIRTY THREE
TORTOISE
SHELLAC
MELVINS
MUDHONEY
J MASCIS AND THE FOG
THE FOR CARNATION
PAPA M
SUNN O)))
DEERHOOF
THE DRONES
SLEEPY SUN
BARDO POND
FUCK BUTTONS
APSE
ALEXANDER TUCKER & DECOMPOSED ORCHESTRA
Tell me it wouldn't be awesome?!
Saturday, 27 June 2009
GUESS THAT GAME
This post is going to be so fucking awesome. Here are a selection of 20 videogames. Guess what game they are from. I've played all of them but 2, so it's not too obscure. I will give 10p for each correct answer. Yes, I'm actually paying people to read this. Next I'll be cutting myself and posting pictures of my cock.
2 - RECCA (Guessed by Chaz)
3
4
5
6
7
8
9 - FATAL FURY (Guessed by Chaz)
10
11
12
13
14
15
16 - CLOCK TOWER (Guessed by Tim)
17 - GALS PANIC (Guessed by Chaz)
18
19
20
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