49 FRAGMENTS OF A CHRONOLOGY OF CERTAINTY

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1 -Guy blocks my way setting up

1 - Can't find huge spider

1 - Toy Story 3 18/6/09????? gonna get sick of that one

1 - Hut Hut Hut

5 - TS3 trailer 3rd time in 70 mins

6 - WHERE IS SPIDER?

7 - forehead hot itchy

8 - Fuck off im writing

9 - playground bangaround stuck in head



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10 - where the wild things are awesome

11 - think it's raining but eyelashes are actually frozen

12 - produced by tom hanks?

13 - willI get to eat lunch today?

14 - planning blog after blog

15 - brain dying

16 - children getting uglier

17 - eddie murphy plays black man in new film

18 - natural high emerging after 15 mins in -27 freezer

19 - panic attack

20 - hut hut hut




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21 - remember my name, bitches

22 - grotesquely obese man orders huge portion of food

23 - tuna between fingers

24 - girl i prob would

25 - drop 1/2L mayonnaise on floor, scoop 4.5L remainder into tub w/ plastic spoon

26 - burn tongue on noodles

27 - spider hunt no result

28 - not long yeah no

29 - fat man hobbles back least 6ft3 jesus

30 - girl would ohno actually 15

31 - bored of wild things arcade fire




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32 - hut hut fuckin hut

33 - wonder if chaz will come over LIKE FUCK SHE WILL

34 - maybe I should get drunk tonight

35 - xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

36 - it might get busy in 10 mins

37 - toilet break no 8

38 - oh hate

39 - no new burns

40 - do i go by till time (yeah)

41 - rush lol over

42 - i hate arcade fire heh

43 - get read for time to stretch




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44 - now wait for the door to open!!

45 - break fucking pint glass that i knew i would fuckin break

46 - COME ON EAGER FACES

47 - not working overtime

48 - xxxxxxxxxxxx

49 - x